free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

by Remington Steele February 3, 2005

Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.

Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?

by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019

$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 April 19, 2018

Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity

Jenn has a free jiggler

by Anton1990 May 15, 2014

a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.

She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.

by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008