Free Shit

A term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with.

Originating from the 1970's, when young women would refer to Free Shit as "The shit". The term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.

Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City!

by DogFijs2 January 17, 2011

free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

by Remington Steele February 03, 2005

Clue free

Without a clue. Unknowing of the obvious. Incrementally worse than clueless.

After Jane blew Bob off for the third time, Cindy said, "Wow, Bob really is clue free, isn't he?"

by EB Stache July 30, 2008

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian April 13, 2018

Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity

Jenn has a free jiggler

by Anton1990 April 03, 2014

gender-free

Someone that do not base her/his identity on stereotypes/social roles confined to her/his sex and do not care neither conform to social expectations that their bring.

-Why don't you wear a dress? You're a girl
-I don't give a fuck, I'm gender-free

by kali766 September 08, 2021

free-boxing

When a female does not wear underwear over her lady bits; the female equivalent to the male term for free-balling; when a girl goes commando.

She had on a soft orange sundress, and a smile that let you know she was free-boxing.

by Bamalams May 21, 2010