Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham

Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!

by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021

coon fingering

Incessantly playing with, toying with, examining, handling an object.

Removing a handgun from it's holster for no reason other than to display it to another person. "Stop coon fingering your gun"

by lectric102002 January 11, 2014

Alzheimer's finger

When your finger stinks, but you don't remember or know how it happened. Often the result of absent-mindedly scratching your balls or ass while watching tv or on the phone.

"I tend to get Alzheimer's finger when I watch Iron Chef"

by gregorator November 14, 2011

brown finger

The resultant color of the finger(s) of a person who has just wiped their posterior after defacating, except they didn't wash their hands with soap and water before leaving the bathroom. Related to "yellow finger", a person who does not wash their hands with soap and water after urinating. A person who lives in Oregon and pees outside is not considered a yellow finger if they do not wash up after urinating since their are no sinks handy and a real man does not pee all over his hand no mater where he pees. An office worker who doesn't wash up is always a yellow finger.

"Man, did you know Joe is a brown finger? Dude didn't wash his hands after wiping his posterior after defacating"

"Damn, Steve is a yellow finger and a brown finger."

"Damn, Paul needs to go see his gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his brown fingers post defacation."

by bahooka June 11, 2006

finger a girl

a man puts his fingers in a girls vagina for her pleasure...and he movies his finger around for her pleasure..

My boyfried wanted to finger a girl that was hott like me!

by aZnlovE June 27, 2003

horse finger

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.

Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger

by Cannibus Indica April 20, 2004

Finger Gun

Used by placing the "gun" to the side of one's own head or under the chin, as if committing suicide, to indicate a strong desire to be put out of one's misery, either from boredom or exasperation.

-Hey, have you seen jose's picture?
No, why?
-He has a finger gun to his head!
Oh, I think he wants to take away his life:\

by Dyablo October 2, 2011