Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.

I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.

by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023

Dirty Fight Club

You’re not supposed to say.

You don’t talk about doing the dirty fight club.

by Mistermoon May 6, 2020

i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022

mexican knife fight

A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.

Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.

by Brian Salts January 13, 2009

Dominican tickle fight

When four baseball players jack off a rookie while they all giggle like schoolgirls.

The new Texas Rangers Dominican prospect was subjected to a Dominican Tickle Fight when he joined the team.

by AZking November 21, 2016

RedLight Tickle Fight

RedLight Tickle Fight is when you are not the driven (preferably in the back seat) of a car being driven by a friend, you can rather make them say "Red Light" or make him/her distracted, then you responed "RedLight Tickle Fight!", and began to tickle them untill the red light turns green, or if your about to hit the car infront of you

Eli was in the backseat when he made me say RedLight Tickle Fight, and began to Tickle Anjali and I

by Eliperson7 December 21, 2010

Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021