French Motor Boat

While having a bowl of milk, dipping the male genitals into the bowl your partner then proceeds to blow bubbles in the milk bowl with a straw.

"Dude, I got a French Motor Boat ride last night. Whatchou know about that holmes."

by Al Dreiberg October 9, 2008

French Dip Peter

This is inspired by the classic sandwich that is eaten by dipping the sandwich in Au Jus sauce. This is when a man dips his hard cock into Au Jus sauce, and then he sticks it in his partners mouth.

She looked hungry, so I whipped out the Au Jus and served up a French Dip Peter.

"Are you hungry?"
"No thanks, I just had a French Dip Peter."

Jen forgot to button her top blouse button after having a French Dip Peter.

Beth forgot to wipe her chin after having a French Dip Peter.

Do you want Fromunda Cheese on that French Dip Peter?

Do you want a mushroom stamp with that French Dip Peter?

by Brent K., Justin K. October 14, 2008

French Connection

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.

Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.

by notgnna2 October 31, 2012

French Fart

It's like an american fart.... but with tongue.

i gotta fart...

baby, lets make this a french fart!

stick your tongue in my ass real quick!

by it's cold in here February 20, 2010

Frenchenese

what you tell your french teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy her

Madame: Bonjour! Quest-ce que tu aimes faire?

Bored Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchenese.

Teacher: EXCUSE ME?

by heyheyheyheyheythereeeee(: January 7, 2011

French Bath

The act of trying to cover body odor by soaking yourself with cheap cologne.

Man, my pits reek. Hey, pass me that can of Axe so I can give myself a French Bath.

by Indignation2 February 3, 2010

french military victories

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"

A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"

by Chris Johnson May 27, 2004