fucked with a strap on

When a girl puts on a dildo with a strap then fucks u

“BRO STFU U GOT FUCKED WITH A STRAP ON”

by Daddyeater69 June 2, 2018

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

fucked moped

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Fucked off

To be a type of way or to be a little short on thinking due to being supper high

You bro don't do all that shot you will be fucked off

by Justjeff421 May 10, 2019

Fuckedupity

-(ness)
Desc.pronoun
Describing someone who is an uppity, narcissistic person but in such a way where they cannot see how fucked up they themselves are.

Susan says her life is perfection, but with her alcoholism, she doesn't notice the level of her fuckedupity-ness

by Ty'Nitesh September 8, 2019

Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.

by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019