hachet fairy 

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

hachet fairy by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

Shank Fairy by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

Beer Fairy 

The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.

The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.

Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast

That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!

Beer Fairy by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012

party fairy 

The party fairy is someone who cleans up the aftermath of a party when the hosts are still asleep.

The party fairy is also the opposite of the beer fairy.

Host of the party the next morning: "What! How did it get so clean!"
Person the host doesn't know was the party fairy: "The party fairy must have done it!"
Host: "Oh you!"

party fairy by brrota March 1, 2014

blowing fairy dust up your skirt 

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

blowing fairy dust up your skirt by Uncle Dimma March 24, 2014

blowing fairy dust up your skirt 

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

blowing fairy dust up your skirt by Uncle Dimma April 16, 2014

Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.

Callan is such a knob fairy

Knob Fairy by imbatman.noireallyam July 2, 2014