Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...

Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

ex

a sand nigger that runs a convenience store that smells like incense sticks

that sand nigger ex didn't give me my change back

by dylan gibsomn March 27, 2023

ex-bestfriend

a bitch who you used to be friends with that you totally regret, used to be friends, now enemies

ur mom: are you still friends with barbruh
you: no, she’s my ex-bestfriend

by poisonedsoul May 13, 2022

Ex-jected

When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex

Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

GET WITH YOUR EX DAY

today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what

Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day

Girl:Oh ok!

by REALBIGSPEAKER October 3, 2023

ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

Ugly Ass Bitch Of An Ex President That Deserves Everything Bad That Happens To Him

That is the definition, of Trump.

Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!

by hi caca January 20, 2021