pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

Crab Eater

Someone that eats pussy lice.

Damn, What a Crab Eater!

by randomShit1234567 September 7, 2010

Dick eater

A slang word that was started in philly, that technically means to hop on the bandwagon, and copy what others say, also can mean you're being joe.

"you a dick eater, you'n even know what the fuck happened"

by M.j luhs you November 7, 2018

9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

by udcakeeater June 10, 2011

Blue Waffle Eater

Someone who eats crippled pussy

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!

by QuadFather January 19, 2014

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

Useless eater

One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing

The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020