safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case

Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip

by Kingjoker January 6, 2017

Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.

{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."

by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015

nut dump

when a male is performing sexual acts on a woman, preferably the anus, and dumps her immediately after busting a nut

guy 1: I just nut dumped my gf of 8 years, she gave really crappy head
guy 2: Now thats what i call a cool story bro

by Ju Myron November 8, 2013

Rumple Dump

When you drink so much Rumple Minze that you end up going home with any girl (or let any guy bring you home) at the bar and dump a load in her.

Kenny: What happened to you last night? Lost track of you after the 12th round of Rumple Minze.
Nic: I ended up back at that hot blondes house and Rumple Dumped inside her
Kenny: Hahaha there wasn’t any blondes last night…

by DrTaga January 29, 2022

dump brush

Simultaneously taking a dump while brushing your teeth.

As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.

by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012

think dump

a bowel movement that is taken when one has a tough problem that needs to be solved and a solution can only be found with 10 or more minutes of un-interrupted minutes on the toilet.

Anthony had a tough assignment at work, he promptly went to the bathroom to take a think dump.

by arcatchmang September 25, 2011

Frump Dump

Someone who is very ugly and unattractive. Very unappealing to the eye.

“Ew that guy looks like a complete frump dump with that haircut!”

by Thrashboy April 25, 2021