DILDO

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house

your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!

by THE DEFINITIONS ARE REAL! January 16, 2018

Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates

Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg

by FinForFlin June 7, 2023

Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.

Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.

by Geoff C. May 18, 2019

Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood

“Would you like some of this dildo?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.

In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.

by Ronjoe223 March 19, 2022

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016

Dildo

is a very common name given to retards

Hi dildo!

by POUTin April 12, 2022