DANKSTER

dope + gangster put together, duh.

dem white bitches look like Danksters

by lil moldy caeser August 12, 2009

dark knight rises

is what a black man calls his morning wood.

i wake as the dark knight rises!~

by the duder 777 November 16, 2012

dark side

the place with cookies. :)

"come to the dark side we have cookies!!"
"yay!! cookies!!!"

by reynish April 2, 2009

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009

Little dark age in my ass

Slang term for constipation

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

by PedroMangoman August 3, 2021

Dark humour

For anyone who needs a definition to prove to “the boyz 💯” that dark humour is not rape jokes or racist remarks. Dark humour is your own trauma, cry about it 😐

“Oh yeah, deader than my dad” is an example of dark humour

by The girlz 💯💯💯💯 May 9, 2021