crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

crotch hit

The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.

Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!

by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009

Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.

Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.

by potatomaster January 19, 2010

Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Crotch WaterFall

The Act of rubbing sexual organs together while under the shower head

Baby lets go do the "crotch waterfall" thing

by sap302 March 22, 2011

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011