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Fire Cracker it

To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers
"I only have lights so imma Fire Cracker it."
by Jejfjw May 4, 2016
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edge of a cracker

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker
by Booming July 28, 2016
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French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
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Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
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poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.
by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
by AJ Elk January 11, 2012
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