Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Crab legs

Fat middle aged woman with thick skin

She's crab legs

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Crabbing

When you are earning so much money that your pockets overflow.

You making that bank, dude?

Hell yeah I'm crabbing like motherfucker.

by codieodie April 26, 2017

Crab

Can be made up of one or more people who show up at protester in masks to hide their real identity. If illegal action happens, look for the crab. When masks are removed they become just a regular old cry baby democrat

Oh great the crabs are here. Time to go home before they burn shit up.

by Ohdonk September 22, 2017