Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

COVID-e

COVID-e Is a situation where your forced to be in a group of people. Example office meeting or tail gate meeting and you don’t like the people there that much. So you use the COVID-e as excuse to get out of attending.

It can also be used when you don’t want to go into store due to the volume of people.

Hey guys it’s a little too COVID-e in here, so i will catch up with you later. (And never do).

by ajax1111 December 21, 2023

it's giving covid

when something or someone doing something resembles a trend from 2020/2021. oftentimes something cringe or outdated.

person A is watching sofia the first while drinking whipped (dalgona) coffee.
person B: you still make that drink?
person A: yeah it's good.
person B: it's giving covid.

by len_ny December 23, 2023

COVID nothing

COVID nothing which the nothing comes instead the number 19 as you all know that virus was a total not a thing and some said that it been given to us by the guardians that responsible for out simulations they gave it to the main world government in order to clean up the atmosphere for God to descent through our the clean atmosphere while paying a visit to the guardians at the south pole. If you remember six months prior to the COVID Nothing Madonna with an eye patch this was also relater to God's

arrival.

Dan: So COVID nothing emerge as not a thing

Nan: well as it came same it vanished COVID Nothing

by Covi- against the sun January 2, 2024

Richey COVID

A period of COVID-19 affecting the body or mind in which you do not acknowledge the disease or tell your peers in order to maintain a social life without consequence.

Oh it’s okay that she is at the club right now. She doesn’t have COVID, she has Richey COVID!

by BidetsRUs January 6, 2024

Covid Buddy

A person(s) that was your lover during the covid lockdown.

My covid buddy was critical for my sexual & mental health during the 2020 covid lockdown.

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023