claven

One who is long winded. This person is allways corect and often states personal opinion as fact. Likes the sound of his own voice.

John, you really are a claven.

by mudflap January 22, 2003

clean slate

when dropping a deuce, when you wipe your ass and the toilet paper is completely free of any fecal matter.

I pinched off a big old dump, and after wiping I was pleased to see it was a clean slate.

by Heavy555 August 2, 2012

Cleavland Sock

Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!

"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"

by caaaaaa May 16, 2006

penis cleavage

The oblique/lower abdominal muscles that guys have near their hips. Also known as d'angelo muscles.

"When the male model pulled his jeans lower, everyone could see his penis cleavage."

by Joel67 January 28, 2008

Good clean girl

A girl who hasn’t had a lot of men or sexual relations. She also doesn’t have too much sexual experience. She is sweet and kind. She is not vulgar and aggressive. She is also strong and intelligent. She respects herself and she is not easy. These girls are rare, so if you find one like this, you better keep her and take good care of her.

I think I want to marry Emily because she is a good clean girl.

by Sheamus fan January 16, 2022

cleave

n. abbr. Abbreviated form of "cleavage." Often used to distinguish between "good cleave" (in which breasts look full and natural-but better) and "bad cleave" (either aberrations of nature or when breasts look TOO natural. Examples include breasts so pushed together that they spill out of the top, or so loosely held together that the underside of the breast- or boob flap- is visible)

"Hey, nice cleave- you must be wearing that new fancy bra"

"That girl has a nice face but bad cleave. You've got to take better CARE of those things."

by RCola March 29, 2008

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003