"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
Get the oi shut up you neek your bare clapped matemug. ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1
... fuck nah : say guy 2
... fuck nah : say guy 2
by big fat ass making it clap360 August 16, 2022
Get the big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O--mug. “Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
by Dickandballsguy12 June 27, 2023
Get the if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jigglemug. A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.
Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*
by ReferToMedics May 28, 2020
Get the Clap for Carersmug. When you look trash because something happened to you. Can be physical or something about your appearance.
--Can be used as clapped up or clapped 'subject' up--
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
--
"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
--
"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
by cool.dude.6969 September 24, 2023
Get the clapped upmug. Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.
Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.
Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.
by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009
Get the Clap Handsmug. The Swiss Army knife of words, the holy grail that can be sprinkled into any sentence.
Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition
Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.
Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition
Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.
That truck is clapped the fuck out, look at all the rust
Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them
She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt
Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them
She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Clappedmug.