A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.
The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.
The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.
The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.
The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.
God bless us, one and all!
The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.
The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.
The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.
The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.
God bless us, one and all!
My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.
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The University famous for its Department of Bitch Ass Niggas and the King Curtis Department of Chicken Nuggets.
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Get the Coastal Carolina University mug.Big haired Southern girl, typically blonde, who never leaves the house without full makeup and hair, a wallet full of daddy's money and a new car she doesn't make payments on with a palmetto sticker on the back. Will marry a white bread Southern USC graduate and take out a large add in the paper announcing their engagement. Will produce female offspring named Mary Stevens, Anna Grace or a combination of the two and force said child to wear tacky hair bows and boutique dresses with crocs. Boys of the species wear white or pastel shortalls until their voice changes. Older versions of these women can be found driving SUV's their families can't really afford, wearing expensive large glasses to replace the hairbows of earlier days and pulling through the coffee shop drive thru.
"Did I take a wrong turn onto Wysteria Lane?"
"No Chad, it's just a bunch or Carolina Girls getting ready to go into Piggly Wiggly"
"No Chad, it's just a bunch or Carolina Girls getting ready to go into Piggly Wiggly"
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Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
Get the Carol mug.The University of South Carolina is home to more than 200 years of history and tradition, rising from a single building in 1805 on what would become the heart of the campus, the Horseshoe. The 11 buildings that now make up the Horseshoe frame a lush lawn that is an irresistible gathering place.
The university is expanding west toward the Congaree River in support of its research initiatives in nanotechnology, health sciences, Future Fuels™, the environment and information technologies. This innovation district, Innovista, includes a master plan for policy, physical infrastructure and support elements for job creation and growth in the knowledge economy. Innovista promises to be an economic catalyst that will raise the state’s per-capita income and quality of life by attracting knowledge-based businesses and high-paying jobs to an urban research university campus within a community that has a high livability appeal.
Joining the flagship campus in Columbia, are four-year campuses in Aiken, Beaufort and Upstate (Spartanburg andGreenville). Four two-year campuses in Lancaster, Sumter, Salkehatchie (Allendale and Walterboro) and Union help the university cover the state.
The university is expanding west toward the Congaree River in support of its research initiatives in nanotechnology, health sciences, Future Fuels™, the environment and information technologies. This innovation district, Innovista, includes a master plan for policy, physical infrastructure and support elements for job creation and growth in the knowledge economy. Innovista promises to be an economic catalyst that will raise the state’s per-capita income and quality of life by attracting knowledge-based businesses and high-paying jobs to an urban research university campus within a community that has a high livability appeal.
Joining the flagship campus in Columbia, are four-year campuses in Aiken, Beaufort and Upstate (Spartanburg andGreenville). Four two-year campuses in Lancaster, Sumter, Salkehatchie (Allendale and Walterboro) and Union help the university cover the state.
Our mascot Cocky searches the South Carolina University campus to find a suitable roost. Between Russell House, the Horseshoe, the Strom Thurmond Wellness and Fitness Center, the hustle and bustle of campus life gets Cocky down; how can he find a peaceful home with all the commotion on campus? Luckily, he finds a peaceful place in the heart of campus to call home– Gibbes Green.
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