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Canada's History

A sexual competition performed after hockey season in the US. Two teams of men both strip down. Then, one after another, each team sits itself upon a single moose antler so that each team member's anus is stuck on a point of the antler. Old maple syrup is used as a glue to help keep the moose antlers in place. The Stanley Cup is then positioned in between the two teams and hot syrup is poured on the penis of the back most member of each team. The teams commence masturbating in team relay style. When the back most member ejaculates he then slaps his hand, covered in syrup and semen, on the member in front of him; so this man can use the mix as lubricant. The first team to get the front man to ejaculate into the Stanley Cup is declared the winner and is then filated buy the loosing team which is called "Quebec."
"I can't wait for the Hockey season to end. We're going to redo Canada's History; I am tired of being Quebec.
by Quebec '07 February 5, 2010
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When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.

The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
by pseudonym462 February 12, 2010
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The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's history.
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A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
Dan performed Canada's History on Cindy last night...wow.
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