nigger box

Slang term for a tanning bed.

You've been to the tanning salon 4 times this week, woman, enough of the nigger box(ing) already!!

by MustangGT August 23, 2005

ice box

old school for "refigerator" orgin: The ice truck would come every morning to bring a big block of ice to keep your shit cold during that day.

Yeah, the milk is in the ice box.

by the greenskeeper July 22, 2004

Box Sex

When the receiving sexual partner, typically a female, is intentionally put inside a box for sexual purposes. The box is usually shut in such a way that the person inside can't escape without assistance, and there is usually a small air hole and a bigger "Sex Hole" where the vagina/anus is located. A Sex Box is normally used in a situation where a receiving partner wishes to be "used" by multiple people, and the box allows them to both be traded like "property" and allows the person on the outside to "use" him/her without caring about their looks, since all they see is the vagina and/or anus. Some variants include a mouth hole, and more permanent housing.

Guy 1: Where's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Her and I had box sex last night.
Guy 1: So is she still in the box?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Really? Can I borrow your sex box?
Guy 2: Sure, I don't mind sharing her.

by Super Girl 13 December 10, 2012

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

Bitch box

A woman's mouth.

Shut your bitchbox you irritating hobag.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Shadow Box

A woman's private parts that are covered in a 5 "o"clock shadow because she hasn't shaved her Muff in a couple days.

Stacy got out of the shower and I seen her shadow box! Tell her to go to the damn store and buy a razor. Her crotch is begining to look like she has Don King in a head lock between her legs.

by SassyJax01 September 23, 2011