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automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
by etilauqa December 5, 2011
mugGet the automatically boots and barklymug.

shakin' in my boots

1) scared of the events to come

2) sarcastic for "not intimidated at all"
1) He held the gun in my face: I was shakin' in my boots.

2) "I am shakin' in my boots," Fred told his boss as the boss tried to intimidate him.
by Doctor Holiday March 28, 2007
mugGet the shakin' in my bootsmug.

shit stomping boots

"Shit stomping boots" refers to a pair of boots that are good for stomping and kicking. Excellent for fights. Shit stomping boots are usually combat boots, tanker boots, steel toe boots, etc. A good example are Demonia's RIOT-12 boots.
Some wannabe ganger was making fun of me. I happened to be wearing my shit stomping boots so I kicked the shit out of him.
by marinerteen51 January 5, 2009
mugGet the shit stomping bootsmug.

Goofy boots

Him: I can't believe you're not goofy boots about this car.

Her: It's nice, I'm just not into cars.

Him: Well I'm giving to you.

Her: REALLY?!! OMG! Seriously? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG! OMG!

Him: Now THAT's what I'm talking about.
by Thidwick December 1, 2011
mugGet the Goofy bootsmug.

Fuck me boots

Tall tight-fitting boots that extend at least to the knee but usually to the thigh with a three inch or higher stilleto heel.
She's not the best looking woman at this party but in those fuck me boots, she's the sexist.
by Marlene December 10, 2003
mugGet the Fuck me bootsmug.

big for your boots

"your getting a bit to big for your boots mate"
by bmab00 May 5, 2018
mugGet the big for your bootsmug.

das boot

Dr Evil: "I just really love the movie 'Das Boot'...or in English, the boot."
by Austinpowervich December 2, 2010
mugGet the das bootmug.

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