Christmas boner

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

by GaMeRuInEr December 30, 2006

Storm Boner

The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.

With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...

by Animalvader August 30, 2011

tittie boner

When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused

The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner

by Phishman631 April 20, 2008

Boner Party

The best game ever. Whoever can keep their raging boner up long enough wins.

Dude, last night Jeff and I played boner party!

by JellyBelly5 November 25, 2011

Insta-boner

A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.

Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"

by Aakash P December 27, 2011

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

Boner Cramp

A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.

TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"

by Krytos January 13, 2005