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Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.
“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"
by sasimax August 26, 2008
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Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.
"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"
by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010
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Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.
Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.
by Crazy68 December 2, 2009
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choc-block

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
by pud2000 July 14, 2010
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Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.
Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..
by nastynutsac August 13, 2010
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block nork

A fellow with a receding hairline, a light bulb head, and a obsession with every product that sketchers creates. When people talk about block norks, they usually say "You have a block nork on the back of your neck." People with block norks have small penis'. I'm talking about you Robert. You have a small penis...."
by light bulb head March 10, 2014
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Poopers block

When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo
Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block
by PoOpa FoOker September 7, 2015
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