Used to describe the state of being of the cuter person in a relationship, when they are dating an uglier or older person. They ignore age, looks just for the sex in the relationship.
Did you see how old that lady was? She could be his mother. He will leave her eventually but right now he's being "fuck blind".
by SusieSyzygy March 25, 2022
by Mister Pain November 25, 2023
adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.
synonym; cancel culture
synonym; cancel culture
Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.
by Bytti April 14, 2021
"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 17, 2022
Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
by gay paintbrush monokuma November 01, 2021
A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.
So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.
So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
by ontjie October 22, 2020
A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.
So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.
So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
by ontjie October 22, 2020