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Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.
That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!
by Condomant May 25, 2023
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birthday ick

The strange and unexplainable feeling of awkwardness and embarrassment that hits you around some or all of your birthdays.
Sorry I was acting weird when you gave me a birthday gift. I've got the birthday ick this year.
by sungem72 June 1, 2023
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birthday wish rule

the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.

the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"

intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."

in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.

to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.

much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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Birthday Beatoff

The act of beating off your cock, whilst Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday plays aloud.
"Hey bro did you get in that Birthday Beatoff sesh?" "Yeah bro highly recommend middle to high volume on headphones."
by DrGooseSwanson September 27, 2023
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birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)
oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too
by kennythemoron October 23, 2023
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Birthday rule

When doing the hard mode in NNN if your birthday is in November, you get a chance to lose once, but you have to do an extra day of nnn
Person 1: Hey did you fail nnn yet?
Person 2: No I used the birthday rule.
Person 1: oh yeah happy birthday
by Still goin strong November 4, 2023
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Birthday privilege

A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.
“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”
by Tim Peters November 9, 2023
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