A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
Get the Battle Ground High Schoolmug. A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.
Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.
by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025
Get the 8/9/10 Battlemug. A popular Roblox game made by "Bucket Bastard" which is heavily inspired by The Battle Cats.
You have an base and you must destroy the enemy base without your base getting destroyed using your units that cost money which you generate over time.
This game also has an group called "tumore" and there's an community that goes by the name of "tumorians".
These tumorians all seem to want something called "tumored battler" and "tumored trowel battler" for mostly flexing and clearing other difficult stages.
There's also an very rare unit called "golden hammer battler" which the tumorians seem to want the most, but its
also the hardest one to obtain, only obtainable by reporting an game breaking bug to the owner or winning an "gamenight".
You have an base and you must destroy the enemy base without your base getting destroyed using your units that cost money which you generate over time.
This game also has an group called "tumore" and there's an community that goes by the name of "tumorians".
These tumorians all seem to want something called "tumored battler" and "tumored trowel battler" for mostly flexing and clearing other difficult stages.
There's also an very rare unit called "golden hammer battler" which the tumorians seem to want the most, but its
also the hardest one to obtain, only obtainable by reporting an game breaking bug to the owner or winning an "gamenight".
Person 1: Do you guys play The battle bricks?
Person 2: Yea I do.
Person 1: Do you have tumored battler???
Person 2: No i don't.
Person 1: Haha imagine having no tumored battler noob!!!!
Person 2: :(
Person 3: Shut up I got tumored trowel battler and you don't!!!!
Person 1: :((((((
Person 2: Yea I do.
Person 1: Do you have tumored battler???
Person 2: No i don't.
Person 1: Haha imagine having no tumored battler noob!!!!
Person 2: :(
Person 3: Shut up I got tumored trowel battler and you don't!!!!
Person 1: :((((((
by Mosknight March 15, 2024
Get the The battle bricksmug. A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies
peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016
Get the weiny battlemug. It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.
Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Battle Game In 5 Secondsmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.mug. by niki123567890 July 24, 2025
Get the Weapon ball battlesmug.