Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 09, 2017

Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".

"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"

by toespider September 25, 2020

bacon osu

The best person in existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

by July 10, 2021

bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone

Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove

by Massive Zen June 12, 2018

Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris

This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours

by Veganboy98 February 12, 2018

Bacon head

A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.

Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !

by Bacon head April 29, 2018

Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 16, 2017