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Vegas Bacon

Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.

Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
Hey Joel, you're going to Las Vegas? Make sure to eat some Vegas Bacon! *snicker* *snicker*
by LosVeggas November 14, 2011
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bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone
Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove
by Massive Zen June 15, 2018
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Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".
"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"
by toespider September 24, 2020
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Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.
Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.
by SourTheDk September 17, 2017
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Bacon head

A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.
Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !
by Bacon head May 31, 2018
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Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
by Veganboy98 May 5, 2018
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Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.
Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.
by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017
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