a soccer addict, typically good looking, good-natured, pretty awesome to hang around. his mental capability is quite questionable but an otherwise all around good guy. possibly has relations with a JDL
by trollolol_aniren11 October 21, 2010
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by liveclassy December 4, 2012
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Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things
Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things
Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things
When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad
Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things
Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things
Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things
When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad
by JULIEANDREWS March 17, 2008
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Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"
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Skylar: ugh Andrea is sooo fake
Valerie: WHAT? ANDREA? HOW DARE U DISRESPECT A GODDESS *proceeds to kill skylar along with the rest of Andrea’s faithful disciples*
Valerie: WHAT? ANDREA? HOW DARE U DISRESPECT A GODDESS *proceeds to kill skylar along with the rest of Andrea’s faithful disciples*
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