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anal genocide

n. an attack on the anal cavity of a person, in which said attack would make said cavity resemble an area of land on which genocide has recently occurred.
Doctor: Did you recently try anal sex?
Patient: Perhaps.
Doctor: Alright lemme see your butt.
*Patient drops pants*
Doctor: Damn nigga! It looks like anal genocide up in this bitch.
by TheBrownBandit April 4, 2014
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Lit anal

During anal, lighting your testicles on fire and finishing on them to cease the flames.
Fares: wanna hangout
Jordy: lit anal
Fares: no u
by jordynou September 2, 2018
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pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015
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Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.
Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.
by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015
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lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.
"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
by mystery dog September 21, 2017
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anal green

shouting four while inserting a golf-ball into your partners rectum
Tee one up there pet and see if you can get it on the anal green in one FOUR
by MICROPENIS August 17, 2016
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anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.
It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
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