anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

pool-anal

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.

"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."

by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

anal green

shouting four while inserting a golf-ball into your partners rectum

Tee one up there pet and see if you can get it on the anal green in one FOUR

by MICROPENIS August 17, 2016

anal gump

Putting a bubba gumps shrimp up your ass and letting the tail hang into your partners mouth

Dude.. He anal gumped me last night

by Trunkdunk2345 May 15, 2015

anal spitter

This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.

anal spitter- oops I farted

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019