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Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.
Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!
by Super L March 19, 2005
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Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.
Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.
by theman09 March 25, 2008
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Irish Snowstorm

Meteorologists are reporting 4"-6" of snowfall overnight. Sounds like an Irish Snowstorm
by ReedGomperts January 29, 2012
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Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.
Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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Da Fightin Irish

Da Fightin Irish is a sexual act when someone gives fellatio with one hand on the shaft, and the other going under between the legs and fisting the mans anus, which ends up looking like the Fighting Irish college mascot.
Oh man, I came home early the other day and walked in on my flatmate Ed giving Mike Da Fightin Irish! I haven't been back yet!
by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 January 3, 2019
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Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)
Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
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Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.
Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!
by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020
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