An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
Get the Amber-Kellymug. Taking the Amber Pill means becoming aware that some women are toxic and dangerous. They should not be interacted with. Friends usually make you aware of these toxic behaviors, as sometimes it's hard to see them by yourself, and men will usually ignore the red flags. You can be Amber Pilled before or after the fact(s).
This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.
These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.
These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.
This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.
These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.
These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.
by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024
Get the Amber Pillmug. He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
by frogqweef July 7, 2024
Get the amber alertmug. Amber heard lost the Jonny depp trial. Now as her old name’amber heard’ is used as Amber Turd. You can also do an Amber by shitting on ur partners bed.
by Baddie6eueudndhhd June 1, 2022
Get the Ambermug. Amber is the perfect combination of gold and yellow. They have the happiest of personalities that one can rarely find. They are very mature people, who are independent and strong-minded. It is almost impossible for an AMBER person to not be friendly. They are the perfect people to be around with.
by Kafkaesque26 November 24, 2021
Get the AMBERmug. by Mad troll20 November 6, 2016
Get the Golden amber waxmug. by Reagen lewis February 9, 2019
Get the amber fowliemug.