free willy

When a male friend takes one for the team by agreeing to go for the fat chick of the bunch.

Yo, I got stuck with the free willy last time, it's your turn munchkin man.

by sikwill October 26, 2005

willy nilly

When a situation gets too crazy to handle

yo man this shit is straight willy nilly up in this piece

by Patty D February 24, 2003

chilly willy

Shrinkage of the male member due to cold temperatures

Girl, pointing and laughing...

Man, defensively:

It's so cold in here, I've got a chilly willy.

by politicalsanity October 8, 2008

Wet Willy

Thee act of sticking your tiny little needle dick into some bitches ear and cum

Oh my fucking god so some bitch was past out during church so i totally gave her a wet willy

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear

a wet willy does not involve a finger

by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005

willy boy

willy boy is a weird vertically challenged kid who is often seen going into womans shops with ryan often for a quick sesh

look willy boy has ryans lingerie hanging out his fly.

by Thomas the wank engine February 14, 2005

willy-nilly

when it's cold outside and your dick starts to shrink because of the cold

When I went skiing, I fell and got snow in my pants. Then I got a case of willy-nilly

by Kristofillastitaasen February 17, 2008