Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf

by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018

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Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.

"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.

by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018

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Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023

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Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

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tommy 3

a "tommy 3" is 3 litres of swed (cider) and can be drunk outside any local shop or street corner. may also be mixed with other drinks to form diesel or petrol

i'm bringing a tommy 3 to the party tonight

by Karl Blaza May 01, 2006

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