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smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.
by Brian E January 20, 2004
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tea tard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010
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e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!
I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!
by Joel S. February 7, 2006
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E-Tard

Someone who is acting like a retard online
King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!
by King G July 12, 2005
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viet-tard

Fucking Vietnamese piece of mfucking shit, who steals money from the bread shop, and uses to get a high at Cabramatta. Often hates communists if resides in a country outside Viet-Dump.
Fucking Viet-tards try to kill me with pho!
by Yollato June 28, 2009
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Tard Farmer

A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.
Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.
by Ptown kid April 7, 2008
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tard burglar

Someone who does something incredibly stupid and irritating.
Jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so I turned to Timmy and said "Jim is a fucking tard burglar."
by stinkerton May 13, 2006
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