mask entertainment

Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.

Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)

Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”

Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”

Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”

Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”

Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”

Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”

-Mask entertainment

by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021

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mask by dream

dream wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time, stares at the ceiling while he holds back whats on his mind

the best lines from mask by dream:
thats what the mask is
thats what the point of the mask is

by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021

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mask

The thing that no one knows how to wear.

teen: hey boomer can you wear your mask properly
boomer: it doesn't matter we are 6 feet apart

by willowdubito July 24, 2021

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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

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