Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.

Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex

I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.

by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016

Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.

Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life

by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011

Chop Job

trim

chop job lookin fresh

by smart geeza May 3, 2019

prarie job

the act of licking around your partners butthole or giving them a rimjob while they are prarie doggin it into your mouth.

Man that bitch gave me a prarie job last night when I had to take a huge shit

by kroetter February 3, 2009

Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.

You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!

by LlihTter October 22, 2014