Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Get the Selling the bar mug.A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar story mug.Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
by Kripos July 17, 2021
Get the hjørnet bar mug.The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
Get the Bar Wipe mug.Damn, bro, when I saw that kid's eyes for the first time and that it was mine, I was H-BAR
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good
Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.
Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...
by paulfinch613 December 29, 2012
Get the H-BAR mug.A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.
Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
by Shep town boi February 3, 2014
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