Stick n poke

A tattoo you give yourself with a needle and ink. Often cute but sometimes if you give them to yourself they are ugly af.

Person 1: You have a tattoo?

Person 2: yeah
Person 1: that’s just a stick n poke

by Pussycat😋 November 29, 2019

Creep 'n' Poop

When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.

"My room mate, Olah, creep 'n' pooped on my girlfriend last night due to her rudeness, it smelled."

by Olah June 28, 2012

hot n nasty

Alternate way to designate a Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready.

Can also be called a hot-n-sexy depending on your tastes.

The nastiness is in the excess pizza grease.

Boutta pick up three $5 hot n nastys before going to Dave’s.

by Kamikaze 2001 March 14, 2019

Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

by Bojrezo June 13, 2016

Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

by chefsayso March 3, 2007

Grip ‘n Growl

In forward facing intercourse, adopting cowgirl position, when the ridden gentleman reaches round to squeeze the lady’s buttocks and as they are held and slightly parted she emits (voluntarily or involuntarily) wind.

Keep your hands to y’self Frank - last nights grip ‘n growl was bloody embarrassing.

by Fiona BR November 17, 2022