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Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by Hindsightman April 9, 2006
mugGet the Independant Womanmug.

Woman nipple

Do you find it weird that a woman nipple can’t be shown in public but I fat guy nipple can?
by BlankCanvas742 November 14, 2021
mugGet the Woman nipplemug.

Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter
Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA
by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 25, 2021
mugGet the Woman toastmug.

Woman Degree

A college degree of any level in which women get because they do not have to think about providing for a family. Very little to no job opportunities or wages come from these degrees. Once a woman degree is acquired(or often not), they are inclined to complain about the wage gap and feminism and make those along with social justice, their defining personality characteristics. These degrees include but are not limited to political science, any type of music or art degree, theatre, any type of language, any level of education, etc.
Women are lucky they can get woman degrees and not have to care about actually making money through skilled labor in their lives.
by Feminism is Cool August 19, 2021
mugGet the Woman Degreemug.

No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
mugGet the No Woman No Crymug.

woman hair

When a male human being has long hair which makes him look like the opposite sex.
I just saw Bob and wow he has got some woman hair!
by Jt716 June 13, 2010
mugGet the woman hairmug.

woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.
Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
mugGet the woman's candidatemug.

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