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woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.
Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.
by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010
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woman hair

When a male human being has long hair which makes him look like the opposite sex.
I just saw Bob and wow he has got some woman hair!
by Jt716 June 13, 2010
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woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.
Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
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doub woman

a lady that looks like a man or a man that looks like a lady. generally from the north east of England
by harry clasper August 27, 2017
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Woman Boss

An independent woman who lives the life she wants. Is achieving great things. Intelligent. Strong. Tenacious. Kicks lifes ass.
Duuuude.. Jill is such a woman boss!
by nkicz August 9, 2019
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No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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Poopie woman

A type Poopie human.

Often very unattractive.
Oh, gosh Poopie woman smells like Legos.
Ew the new kid is Poopie woman
by Poopie man fan girl November 11, 2020
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