noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014

yolo window

The time that elapses from the time one says 'yolo' in a non-ironic fashion to the time they realize whatever they are doing was probably not the greatest idea. Usually accompanied by a gung-ho attitude while getting a neck tattoo or chugging four Jager Bombs. During the yolo window, one is often either inebriated or just in a state of poor critical thinking, and it's unwise to make big decisions during this time, but it usually happens anyway.

'He thought he could win the pie eating contest. That yolo window closed after about 90 seconds.'

'Don't talk to Mikey about his ex right now. He's been drinking Jame-O straight all night and he's still in the yolo window.'

by Fox Islander November 5, 2015

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.

" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"

by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017

Creaky Window

Where one has a fart on the mic and tries to play it off as being their window creaking.
Commonly found when playing on PlayStation 4 when talking to friends.

"Oh my god. My windows CREAKING again."
"Alright, Whos got a Creaky Window?"
"My WINDOW just CREAKED again."

by NinjaDave February 12, 2018

pussy window

The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.

Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.

by carltonkid11 June 8, 2018

Scented window

1)A woman’s vagina

Or
2)to describe sexual attraction to someone

“i trimmed my scented window to meet up with michael tonight”
“mmmm they could scent my window 👅💦”

by Mangopapi August 11, 2018