Cock water

Piss, urine, pee-pee, tinkle, etc.,

"Man Lou, you sure do smell like Cock water!" exclaimed Seamus. "Yeah, I was out pillaging with the boys and we all pissed on each other... It's a part of our pirate-esque ritual." replied Gay Lou the Pirate.

by Big Rex 3000 October 8, 2003

Is water wet

Duh what a dumb question

Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: it’s wet dipshit

by PhysicsGurl July 21, 2018

salt water

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads­

. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)­

by i hate gay people :D December 11, 2004

Lemon-Water

a euphemism for cocaine in the presence of non users. Derived from frequent sightings of people at 4 hour lunches at public restaurants, during which they consume nothing but lemon-water and cigarettes, followed by sporadic trips to the B-room and more lemon-water.

"wanna meet up later? im in the mood for a lemonwater and a parliament"

Im not hungry ill just have a lemon-water thanks.

by BIG STARKEISHA PUNZ November 16, 2006

water boatman

the act of lying in a bath with a perspex sheet covering the top, while assailants defecate onto the transparent surface rubbing the foeces around with bare buttocks.

dude, fancy hitting your grandma's house for a water boatman this saturday?

by mr bo March 27, 2009

Red Water

Someone you consider blood or family, but that somebody can't be related to you.

If you ask me, blood is no thicker than red water.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2004

Drinking water

Getting high via marijuana. Can be done so through a straw or tap, and most often from a bottle.

"I drank sooooo much water at lunch man, now I'm completely hydrated."

"Yo Griff-Dawg, have you been drinking water?"
"Sick dude! Totes awks."
"Whatever man, I'm hydrated."

by Sir Pekorn January 4, 2012