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Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
by Smatch November 23, 2024
mugGet the Dry Robe Wankermug.

wanker

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.
by chickenstealer March 4, 2021
mugGet the wankermug.

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male
by KSUTT June 11, 2018
mugGet the Wankermug.

wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick
What a wanker.
by anonymous June 9, 2021
mugGet the wankermug.

Wanker Tanker

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose
by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021
mugGet the Wanker Tankermug.

Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
mugGet the Wanker bagmug.

Fat ass wanker

by PapaGod October 3, 2020
mugGet the Fat ass wankermug.

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