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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
by Pican September 16, 2025
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Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively
What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry
by King of the slang October 13, 2025
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Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...
Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...
by Wankbox November 3, 2025
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wanker

someone that busts caps too often, used as an insult. can be used as an insult even if the insulted does not nut often.
WANKER!!! WANKA!!! YOU'RE A WILLY WANKER OF WISCONSIN ARENT YOU!!! I identify as a wanker because I commit wank.
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
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Doki doki wanker club

A wanker in Britain who plays ddlc 24/7
You're a mother fuckin Doki doki wanker club person!
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025
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House wanker

A person who sits in bed in ur house sleeping all day long whilst holding it's dick
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Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.
by blackgays69 December 2, 2025
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