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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
mugGet the haircut wankermug.

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016
mugGet the wanker's dickmug.

giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.
Isn't he a giant Wanker
by vthntr October 19, 2013
mugGet the giant wankermug.

wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to
trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker
by hideB!tch February 1, 2020
mugGet the wankermug.

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
by True dictionarian April 22, 2022
mugGet the Bloody Wankermug.

A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
mugGet the A Class Wankermug.

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.
by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023
mugGet the Weed Wankermug.

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