sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).
Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.
by TexasListener September 12, 2019
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hannah has no shows to watch

this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.
“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
by bigcatman February 05, 2022
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hannah has no shows to watch

this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.
“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
by bigcatman February 05, 2022
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Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.
That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!
by Billlee February 25, 2022
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Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.
After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.
She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much
by NIFF CCD W November 30, 2021
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I'm gonna go watch some food

The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
by Mr. Willis April 20, 2016
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