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Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.
Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.
by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008
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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
by Highzman October 25, 2012
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vagina puff

Were a women puts a cigigarette in there pussy after sexy and smokes it from there vagina.
by asdfg March 6, 2003
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Gym Vagina

An imaginary accessory that one brings to the gym when he complains or does not put effort into his exercise.
John stop complaining, I told you to leave your Gym Vagina at home.
by UnleashTheRat March 12, 2010
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Moldy Vagina

Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):

Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.

Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.

Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.

Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."

Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."

Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"

Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."

Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"

Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."

Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012
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Vagina Uppercut

When a chick is riding someones face so hard that the person gets a bloody nose.
I gave him a vagina uppercut last night!! There was blood everywhere! It was hot.....
by fthea February 7, 2009
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Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.
She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.
by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016
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