Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.
Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
by JaredDingleDwarf May 16, 2023
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Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.
Jimmy: hey, I recently started using Twitter
John: die
by MoistCereal June 18, 2021
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The very thing wrong with our society
Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.
by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021
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The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."

During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.

These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.
by commentspae December 10, 2020
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a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.
Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!
by al pal December 25, 2015
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John: Aw man! I Love twitter!

Steve: Get a fucking life, John.
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Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".
Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12
by syndoken May 04, 2022
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